OK, so the name is really “Rasta Rattin Frattin.”
I couldn’t help putting the “o” on the end of “Rattin”
simply because it’s a great “o.”
The whole face is great--wonderfully art nouveau,
with rough edges that just add character. 
Note the alternate “a m o” and “s.”
I personally don’t think you’ll be able to resist this face,
I know I couldn’t.
If you can, you’re either stronger than I am,
or you’re dead.

You may find this difficult to believe, I know I did,
but this amazing face can be yours for just $29.
This week only. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Supplies are limited. Void where prohibited by dogs.
Click below to buy, or forever hold your peace.